Tertiary View

BallSack Universe Phase 1

Putting the ‘my’ in mildly inappropriate.

WeighMyBalls.com

We took email, made it reliable, and gave it a stupid name. You're welcome.

Weigh In Today

StashMySack.com

ALPHA

Stash your secrets, wishlist, and random nonsense — all safe in your sack.

Start Stashing

TouchMyTip.com

Beta

Stimulate your mind—slowly, daily, and right on the tip. Satisfaction not guaranteed, but we’re confident in our technique.

Tip Your Mind

About Us – Tertiary View

Tertiary View is a one-person tech outfit responsible for WeighMyBalls.com being a thing and its growing family of delightfully cheeky yet somewhat functional online services. Founded by one slightly over-caffeinated individual, Tertiary View was born out of a simple idea:

The internet used to be fun.

What We Make

WeighMyBalls.com – A privacy-respecting email service that doesn’t sell your data, handles inboxes of all sizes, and makes you smile every time you log in.
StashMySack.com – A light, fast, and cheeky note-taking site — because sometimes you just need a place to stash your thoughts.
TouchMyTip.com – A growing collection of puzzles and interactive fun for curious minds.
Tingle Your Dingle FM – An online radio station that quite frankly i just wanted to try out.

And that’s just the start. More experimental projects are always in the works.

Why We Do It

Most websites these days takes themself way too seriously. Tertiary View exists to prove you can build:

Solid, secure, privacy-focused tools
With a bit of humor and personality
Without bloated software or corporate bullcrap holding you back

Because the internet used to be fun. We’re here to help bring some of that back.

Our Principles

Privacy-first — Your data stays yours. No tracking or selling.
Independent — No investors, no shareholders — just one person building cool stuff.
Human — We write code, Fuck AI
Fun matters — Life’s too short for boring websites that all look the same.

Stay in Touch

Want to say hi? Have a bug report? A feature idea?
You can reach us through any of the Tertiary View projects — or email us at tvadmin@tertiaryview.com.